CRANIAL FLATULENCE VOL. 4

Human ingenuity, for the most part, is a good thing. No doubt, much of our modern technology is the result of creative thinking and know-how.

Sometimes however, that “know-how” manifests itself in ways that are a bit less than stellar.

Notice there are no cars parked anywhere near this one.

 

No comment.

 

Gas-powered generator: $350. Window Air Conditioner: $300. Reinforced sheetmetal, taillight configuration and additional hardware: $150.

Car: $100.

 

“Good afternoon everyone. This is your captain speaking. It has been brought to our attention…”

 

 “Honey, use your seatbelt. We don’t want to get a ticket.”

 

“Yes sir, your car is done. Looks good as new.”

 

Hmm. I need to check on the last time I had a Tetanus shot.

 

This will work… until the engine is started.

 

For God’s sake, at least use GRAY duct tape!

 

Maybe I don’t need my landline phone anymore.

 

I know this could be photoshopped. I don’t want get close enough to check.

Sincerely,

 

 

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