
CRANIAL FLATULENCE VOL. 4
August 4, 2009Human ingenuity, for the most part, is a good thing. No doubt, much of our modern technology is the result of creative thinking and know-how.
Sometimes however, that “know-how” manifests itself in ways that are a bit less than stellar.
Notice there are no cars parked anywhere near this one.
No comment.
Gas-powered generator: $350. Window Air Conditioner: $300. Reinforced sheetmetal, taillight configuration and additional hardware: $150.
Car: $100.
“Good afternoon everyone. This is your captain speaking. It has been brought to our attention…”
“Honey, use your seatbelt. We don’t want to get a ticket.”
“Yes sir, your car is done. Looks good as new.”
Hmm. I need to check on the last time I had a Tetanus shot.
This will work… until the engine is started.
For God’s sake, at least use GRAY duct tape!
Maybe I don’t need my landline phone anymore.
I know this could be photoshopped. I don’t want get close enough to check.
Sincerely,
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