Why we need Angie’s List.
Sincerely,
Archive for the ‘Cranial Flatulence (Series)’ Category
CRANIAL FLATULENCE VOL. 6
October 15, 2009CRANIAL FLATULENCE VOL. 5
September 17, 2009
CRANIAL FLATULENCE VOL. 4
August 4, 2009
Human ingenuity, for the most part, is a good thing. No doubt, much of our modern technology is the result of creative thinking and know-how.
Sometimes however, that “know-how” manifests itself in ways that are a bit less than stellar.
Notice there are no cars parked anywhere near this one.
No comment.
Gas-powered generator: $350. Window Air Conditioner: $300. Reinforced sheetmetal, taillight configuration and additional hardware: $150.
Car: $100.
“Good afternoon everyone. This is your captain speaking. It has been brought to our attention…”
“Honey, use your seatbelt. We don’t want to get a ticket.”
“Yes sir, your car is done. Looks good as new.”
Hmm. I need to check on the last time I had a Tetanus shot.
This will work… until the engine is started.
For God’s sake, at least use GRAY duct tape!
Maybe I don’t need my landline phone anymore.
I know this could be photoshopped. I don’t want get close enough to check.
Sincerely,
CRANIAL FLATULENCE VOL. 3
June 22, 2009
One of the things that separates us from other mammals is the power to reason.
Then there’s this guy.
I’m not sure I want to see the next slide.
Sincerely,
CRANIAL FLATULENCE VOL. 2
June 22, 2009
Now that it’s summer, I thought drivers would be a fun topic for the series.
There’s nothing to add.
Sincerely,
CRANIAL FLATULENCE – VOL. 1
May 22, 2009
We humans have our “moments” – some intentional, some unintentional and some… well… stupid.
This will be an ongoing series as new material comes my way.
For Vol. 1, we’ll go with signs.
Can Vol. 2 be far behind?
Sincerely,
Rants and Observations by Michael Kontras 