Archive for the ‘Cranial Flatulence (Series)’ Category

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CRANIAL FLATULENCE VOL. 6

October 15, 2009

Flatulence

Why we need Angie’s List.

ATM

Camera Behind Screen

Closed Stairway

Crooked Windows

Driveways

Escalator

Lamp Post

Landings

RR Track

Stone Stairs

Urinals

Walk Bridge

Sincerely,

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CRANIAL FLATULENCE VOL. 5

September 17, 2009

Flatulence

Time for more road signs. No words necessary.

Don't Be Stupid

Don't Forget Mom

donttdrink

Keep Right

School spelled wrong

Sidewalk Ends

Sign Not in Use

Tank Crossing

Unexpected Road

Warthogs

You'll Never Get to Work

 Sincerely,

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CRANIAL FLATULENCE VOL. 4

August 4, 2009

Flatulence

Human ingenuity, for the most part, is a good thing. No doubt, much of our modern technology is the result of creative thinking and know-how.

Sometimes however, that “know-how” manifests itself in ways that are a bit less than stellar.

Fixed01

Notice there are no cars parked anywhere near this one.

 

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No comment.

 

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Gas-powered generator: $350. Window Air Conditioner: $300. Reinforced sheetmetal, taillight configuration and additional hardware: $150.

Car: $100.

 

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“Good afternoon everyone. This is your captain speaking. It has been brought to our attention…”

 

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 “Honey, use your seatbelt. We don’t want to get a ticket.”

 

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“Yes sir, your car is done. Looks good as new.”

 

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Hmm. I need to check on the last time I had a Tetanus shot.

 

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This will work… until the engine is started.

 

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For God’s sake, at least use GRAY duct tape!

 

Fixed14

Maybe I don’t need my landline phone anymore.

 

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I know this could be photoshopped. I don’t want get close enough to check.

Sincerely,

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CRANIAL FLATULENCE VOL. 3

June 22, 2009

Flatulence

One of the things that separates us from other mammals is the power to reason.

Then there’s this guy.

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I’m not sure I want to see the next slide.

Sincerely,

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CRANIAL FLATULENCE VOL. 2

June 22, 2009

 Flatulence

Now that it’s summer, I thought drivers would be a fun topic for the series.

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There’s nothing to add.

Sincerely,

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CRANIAL FLATULENCE – VOL. 1

May 22, 2009

Flatulence

We humans have our “moments” – some intentional, some unintentional and some… well… stupid.

This will be an ongoing series as new material comes my way.

For Vol. 1, we’ll go with signs.

CF101-BikeLaneCF102-BikesCarsCF103-ChangeStupidSignCF104-DirectionSignsCF105-EatKidsCF106-PastyPiesCF107-StopOnRoadCF108-StoreClosingCF109-StreetSigns 

Can Vol. 2 be far behind?

Sincerely,

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